June 2011
7 posts
41. How a man treats his mother -
- is a good indicator of how he’ll treat his wife. Does he love and respect her, or does he expect her to wait on him? It’s as simple as that.
40. Drink a real drink.
Learn how to drink a real drink. Keep the liqueurs to a minimum; they give you hangovers. Girly drinks in martini glasses are too hard to hold anyways.
39. Self esteem: get some.
I will do my very best to raise you to be confident and to know the incredibly high value of your own self worth. However, as you go through life, you will encounter mean people. People who never learned “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” You’ll quickly learn that the root of almost every mean act comes from lack of self esteem.
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38. Don't fish for compliments.
Praise-worthy behavior will win you compliments. Don’t ask for them. An air of desperation is never attractive.
37. Get a professional to do your eyebrows.
When you are about 12, you will suddenly realize how hairy you are and that you must IMMEDIATELY get rid of all excess hair. You will find my tweezers and you will painstakingly pluck all your eyebrows off into oblivion.
PLEASE DON’T.
Come to me and not only will I promise to let you pluck your eyebrows, I will take you to have your eyebrows professionally shaped. Please do not do them...
